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The Drought Is Over And It Is Time To Revel In California’s Liquid Bounty

May 22, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on The Drought Is Over And It Is Time To Revel In California’s Liquid Bounty
The Drought Is Over And It Is Time To Revel In California’s Liquid Bounty

The drought is gone, and California is saved. We did it! And now that the water’s back, we are glad to bring these wet tidings to you now. Turn on all of the water taps. Let them run. For now is a time of plenty! We’ve got water to spare, […]

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Drought Ends Just in Time for Admit Weekend

April 25, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Drought Ends Just in Time for Admit Weekend
Drought Ends Just in Time for Admit Weekend

STANFORD, CA – After five years of alarmingly low levels of rain water that left California in a state of emergency, the drought was said to be no match for Stanford’s Admit Weekend. Witnesses mentioned that the bare bone reservoirs of Shasta, Oroville and Folsom were immediately filled back up […]

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