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Man Mixing Metaphors Kills Two Early Birds Of A Feather With One Rolling Stone

January 15, 2018 7:37 pmComments Off on Man Mixing Metaphors Kills Two Early Birds Of A Feather With One Rolling Stone
Man Mixing Metaphors Kills Two Early Birds Of A Feather With One Rolling Stone

In a habit critics describe as “putting all his eggs in one basket before they hatch,” local man Mal A. Prop, known for mixing metaphors, is killing two early birds of a feather with one rolling stone. “And that’s worth three, maybe four, flocking together in the bush,” added Prop. Prop has his fair […]

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The Top Five Times The Guy From Planet Earth Encouraged Me to Kill All My Birds

October 9, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on The Top Five Times The Guy From Planet Earth Encouraged Me to Kill All My Birds
The Top Five Times The Guy From Planet Earth Encouraged Me to Kill All My Birds

David Attenborough, that mischievous scamp who does the voice-overs on BBC’s award-winning Planet Earth, is always encouraging me to murder my pet birds. Here are the top five strategies he’s attempted. The Time He Backed It Up With Evidence Mr. Attenborough is first and foremost a man of science, so […]

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