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Pre-Med Student Fails Assignment After Mixing Up Yellow and Black Biles

April 13, 2018 4:45 pmComments Off on Pre-Med Student Fails Assignment After Mixing Up Yellow and Black Biles
Pre-Med Student Fails Assignment After Mixing Up Yellow and Black Biles

Being a doctor is no walk in the park, but becoming one can sometimes be even harder. At least, that’s what pre-med Junior Ron Kanielo recently discovered after receiving a failing grade on a p-set for mixing up yellow bile and black bile. Kanielo’s class — BIO 203: Introduction to […]

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How To Combat The Freshman Plague

October 25, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on How To Combat The Freshman Plague
How To Combat The Freshman Plague

1. Get leeches from Vaden: Now that the death count has passed 200, Vaden is handing out free leeches to all students. Make sure to practice regular bloodletting to avoid contracting the plague. If your roommate has the plague, do them a favor and get them some leeches too. 2. […]

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