Post Tagged with: "biking"

Biker Holding Phone and Coffee Longs for Sweet Release of Death

February 5, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Biker Holding Phone and Coffee Longs for Sweet Release of Death
Happy young woman cycling through the park

Flipside reporters confirmed early Monday morning that junior Sarah Lee — seen biking helmetless and at full tilt down Santa Teresa Street towards her biochemistry class, a cup of Starbucks coffee in one hand and a phone held to her ear with the other — harbors a genuine and wholehearted […]

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Adventurous Freshman Goes Out Without Bike Light

November 27, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Adventurous Freshman Goes Out Without Bike Light
Adventurous Freshman Goes Out Without Bike Light

Reports have confirmed that, as incredulous and daring as it may seem, freshman Billy Pinkers biked away from his dorm last Thursday night without his bike light.  Even more shocking than the act itself is the fact that local authorities failed to apprehend the offender. After confessing to his crime […]

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The Double-Take: A Killer on the Rise

May 10, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on The Double-Take: A Killer on the Rise
The Double-Take: A Killer on the Rise

A recent study out of Stanford’s Psychology department has found that College Prowler’s new A+ rating of Stanford girls has been accompanied by a spike in the number of male students involved in bike accidents this year. “It’s really quite simple,” said Professor Farling Winston. “The male mind is driven […]

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