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Donald Trump Uncovers Conspiracy, Insists “This One Goes All The Way to the Top”

May 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Donald Trump Uncovers Conspiracy, Insists “This One Goes All The Way to the Top”
Donald Trump Uncovers Conspiracy, Insists “This One Goes All The Way to the Top”

  Gripping tightly in both hands a stack of papers that he described as “terrible stuff”, President Donald Trump gave a press briefing early yesterday morning in which he described the details of an elaborate political conspiracy he’d accidentally uncovered, going so far as to insist that it went “all […]

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Freshman Crams Lifetime’s Worth of Failure into Single Year

May 11, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Freshman Crams Lifetime’s Worth of Failure into Single Year
Freshman Crams Lifetime’s Worth of Failure into Single Year

With Spring Quarter reaching its halfway point, the freshmen begin to reflect on the trials and successes of their first year in college. For some, being at Stanford meant finding acceptance and companionship with some of the brightest students in the world. For others, like freshman Dylan King, the year […]

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Bad Economy Leads to Poor ‘Trick or Treat’ Candy Selection

November 1, 2008 11:18 pm0 comments
Bad Economy Leads to Poor ‘Trick or Treat’ Candy Selection
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Really Bad Biker Gets CUI

October 8, 2008 5:55 pm0 comments
Really Bad Biker Gets CUI

By Larry Seidman STANFORD, CA—Stanford sophomore undergraduate Alex Tempkin was arrested last week and brought to the San Jose prison on accounts of Cycling Under the Influence. Tempkin was alleged to have been riding his neon green Jamis bicycle at three in the morning back to his dorm when he […]

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