352 Articles Stanford Year 12 Statement of Ambivalence from White ASSU Leadership Dear Stanford Community, As you know, many events impacting the Black community… Ben Harley DavidsonJune 1, 2020
319 Articles Stanford Year 11 A Royal Decree from DavidMan to the Stanford Community To Our Loyal Constituents Serfs, We, the DavidMan, have deigned to take valuable… Gracie NewmanApril 16, 2019
231 Headlines Stanford Year 8 Amidst Budget Cuts, ASSU Fuck Pit Boarded Up Phillip GiliverMarch 28, 2016
203 Articles Stanford Year 7 ASSU Senate Bid Already Derailed by Whorehouse Scandal Scandal has rocked the ASSU Senate race this year as prospective ASSU… Dylan FugelApril 14, 2015
203 Articles Politics Stanford Year 7 Senate Candidate Would Just Love a Moment of Your Time With the undergraduate Senate elections approaching and… Charlie DexterApril 13, 2015
198 Articles By Year Local Stanford Topic Year 7 ASSU Declares “Best two out of three” on Divestment Vote STANFORD, CA—This morning, the 16th Undergraduate Senate reached an agreement to vote… Skanky BobbyFebruary 24, 2015
198 Articles Stanford Breaking: Flipside Writer Gives Up Satire for Lent This past Wednesday, Magellan J. Pfluke, reported staff writer and editor for… Magellan J. PflukeFebruary 23, 2015
Student Performs Civic Duty by Voting in ASSU Elections It can be all too easy at times to succumb to… Matt LaVanApril 15, 2014
173 Articles Stanford Year 6 ASSU to be dissolved in favor of TITSU As political engagement and voter turnout reach an all-time low, university officials… Shubha RaghvendraApril 14, 2014
172 Articles Stanford Year 6 Bold, Innovative Campaign Poster Preventing Bladder-Shy Student from Peeing Freshman and ASSU Senate Candidate Murphy Huggins knew that to stand out… Matt LaVanApril 9, 2014
