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Missile Strikes on Syrian Chlorine Factories Leave Assad’s Pool Faintly Piss-Scented

May 8, 2018 3:38 pmComments Off on Missile Strikes on Syrian Chlorine Factories Leave Assad’s Pool Faintly Piss-Scented
Missile Strikes on Syrian Chlorine Factories Leave Assad’s Pool Faintly Piss-Scented

Several days after President Donald Trump launched several targeted missile strikes against Syrian chlorine facilities in retaliation for Bashar al-Assad’s use of chemical weapons on civilians, news has emerged that the despot’s backyard pool has finally begun to smell vaguely like human piss. “We drew a red line, a big […]

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Bashar al-Assad Shocked at Stanford Post Office Wait Times

October 30, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Bashar al-Assad Shocked at Stanford Post Office Wait Times
Bashar al-Assad Shocked at Stanford Post Office Wait Times

  In a rare press release from the civil-war-torn Syrian government, President Bashar al-Assad expressed shock and concern over the increasingly long wait times at the Stanford post office. Assad, whose administration is accused of several human rights violations and the deaths of thousands commented, “I have heard that at […]

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