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Ask A Trump Supporter Stuck In A 10-Foot Ditch

April 21, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on Ask A Trump Supporter Stuck In A 10-Foot Ditch
Ask A Trump Supporter Stuck In A 10-Foot Ditch

Dear Trump Supporter, A lot of my friends rushed this quarter. Originally I didn’t think Greek life was for me so I skipped out on it, but now that almost all of my friends have joined frats and sororities I’m starting to feel like maybe I’m missing out. Do you […]

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Ask a Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment

January 29, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Ask a Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment
Ask a Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment

 Dear Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment, I can’t seem to find a way to stay in touch with my friends from high school. Any suggestions? -Alone in Alondra   Woof.  It’s dark.  Help.  I’m alone and everything smells.     Dear DFABC, I’m always procrastinating on homework and […]

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Ask Norwegian Stripper Yoürmôm

October 20, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Ask Norwegian Stripper Yoürmôm
Ask Norwegian Stripper Yoürmôm

Dear Yoürmôm, I always feel so awkward at parties because I don’t know what to talk about.  Do you know any good jokes? Best, Maladroit in Munger   Dear Maladroit, Yoürmôm know many joke.  They make joke book about me.  Is called “Yoürmôm Jôkes”.   They make fun of Yoürmôm […]

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Ask a Creepy Grad Student

September 29, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Ask a Creepy Grad Student
Ask a Creepy Grad Student

Q: Obviously being a freshman far away from home can be tough, and I’m not usually the most sociable person, so I was just wondering whether you had any tips on how to form those close freshman bonds that everyone seems to have made? Yours, Left Out in Loro A: […]

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