Peyton Manning Leaves Football to Focus on his Papa John’s Commercial Career

After being cut by the Colts last week, Peyton Manning has decided…

Hennessy: “Fuck it, We’re Going to be a Football School.”

After several years of continued success on the gridiron, President Hennessy announced…

Andrew Luck Pitches and Catches

Two weeks ago, Andrew Luck showed the football community that he is…

Andrew Luck Skips NFL, Goes Straight to Prison

Following what will surely be another amazing season, star quarterback Andrew Luck…

BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Luck Discovers Maternal Grandmother is Jewish, Will Not Play on Yom Kippur

Like all great Jewish athletes before him, all one of them, Andrew…

An Open Letter To Andrew Luck

Dear Andrew, Let’s dispense with the formalities. We should be friends. I’m…

Stanford To Students: “Shut the Luck Up!”

Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck has announced that he will stay with the…

Andrew Luck Fails to Get Enough Loyalty Points to Attend Big Game

In what is certainly a disappointing revelation for fans of this year’s…