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Op-Ed: Hello, I Am Forky The Spoon, Social Pariah

October 9, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Hello, I Am Forky The Spoon, Social Pariah
Op-Ed: Hello, I Am Forky The Spoon, Social Pariah

Salutations.  I write to you from the prison of my earthly carcass, the simple form of a stainless steel handle extending into a shallow bowl shape.  I am currently huddled in the dark corner of my jailor’s utensil drawer, exiled by my intolerant and bigoted peers.  I am Forky the […]

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