God Tells GOP Candidate to Run to Increase Obama’s Chances

November 29, 2011 3:55 pm
God Tells GOP Candidate to Run to Increase Obama’s Chances
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Picking Up the Turkey Drop: Donate a Girlfriend to a CS Major!

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Picking Up the Turkey Drop: Donate a Girlfriend to a CS Major!

STANFORD, CA – The Salvation Army has partnered up with the Haas Center for Public Service in the first annual Stanford Turkey Drop. In addition to celebrating the fact that a bunch of white people didn’t starve to death, Thanksgiving marks the deadline at which long-distance relationships maintained during the […]

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Issue 99 Puzzles

November 28, 2011 12:00 pm
Issue 99 Puzzles
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“I Have Social Dance” Passed Off as Legitimate Excuse

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“I Have Social Dance” Passed Off as Legitimate Excuse
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Violent Students Attack Police Pepper Spray Cans With Their Eyes

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Violent Students Attack Police Pepper Spray Cans With Their Eyes

Within the last week, a video showing rioting students at UC Davis attacking unarmed cans of pepper spray with their eyes has gone viral and sparked outrage among pacifist and free-speech groups.  Protestors also attacked police batons with soft, vulnerable parts of their bodies such as their stomachs and backs. […]

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WNBA Players and Owners Argue Over How to Split This Year’s Losses

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WNBA Players and Owners Argue Over How to Split This Year’s Losses
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