Postmodern Family Kicks off Fresh New Fall Lineup

October 5, 2011 6:00 am
Postmodern Family Kicks off Fresh New Fall Lineup

New TV comedy, Postmodern Family, premiers on ABC this week. The show follows a family of avatars living in a futuristic, utopian, virtual suburb of LA. The main family is a group of time travelers who can only partially control when and where they go, leading to numerous comedic situations. […]

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Kappa Sig Frat Sets Record For Number of Girls Sleeping Over

October 4, 2011 9:00 am
Kappa Sig Frat Sets Record For Number of Girls Sleeping Over

On the first night of the quarter, the residence of Kappa Sigma set a record for the number of girls caught spending the night. The grand total of thirty-two girls shattered the previous record of three, a figure that had stood on the books since 1924. Especially surprising was the […]

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Clueless Freshmen Bring Desktops to Class

October 3, 2011 8:32 pm
Clueless Freshmen Bring Desktops to Class
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Issue 92 Puzzles

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Issue 92 Puzzles
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Stanford 2.0 Gamefies Football Game

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Stanford 2.0 Gamefies Football Game
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United States Government Reforms Social Security to Protect Your Social Life

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United States Government Reforms Social Security to Protect Your Social Life

WASHINGTON, D.C–Amid skepticism of the future viability of the Social Security program, the government passed a sweeping reform to protect your social life and ensure your long-term social viability. Government statistics have shown that America’s awkwardness has grown 80% each year since the Internet went viral in the 90s. This […]

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