Mark Zuckerberg Sets Record for Really Big Garage Sale

May 21, 2012 6:02 am
Mark Zuckerberg Sets Record for Really Big Garage Sale

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg made headlines last week by selling a record $614 of stuff at his garage sale. The landmark sale, which took place on Friday, May 18th, was the largest garage sale (in dollars) of the quarter in his whole neighborhood. Though many buyers feel they got a […]

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Opinion: “A Taste of Palo Alto” Made Me Sick

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Opinion: “A Taste of Palo Alto” Made Me Sick

I was super excited about AToPA so when the day came, I grabbed my bag, biked down University, and started tasting things. The bench tasted metallic, the costume store window was dusty, the homeless man was salty, and the policeman who arrested me tasted like floral shampoo. Now I feel […]

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Trojan Releases “Family Pack” of Condoms With Holes in Tips

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Trojan Releases “Family Pack” of Condoms With Holes in Tips
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Romney’s Religion Under Fire From Satanists

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Romney’s Religion Under Fire From Satanists

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A rally held in support of Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney was disrupted yesterday by a diverse group of protesters. The organizer of the protest, a man legally named Dennis McGuff who goes by the title “Lord Pain of the Seven Hells” at his local Satanist congregation, […]

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Europeans Excited About Something

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Europeans Excited About Something
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