Santorum Announces Plan to Make All Women Report Menstruation Cycles to Federal Registry

Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum recently announced his plan to have all…

Google Glasses to Tell People the Weather

By the end of the year, Google will release physical glasses that…

Students Create New Dating Awareness Group

Citing efforts to increase dating on campus, two freshmen girls are delving…

Student Drops Out to Focus on Beard Growth and Development

The young movers and shakers of today’s competitive world often drop out…

Student Spends Entire Life Making One Page Document

Hormel Introduces New Meat-Based Vegetable Substitute

Hormel, the corporation behind Spam and other processed meat delicacies, has announced…

ESPN Apologizes For Offensive Jeremy Lin Headline Because Lin Doesn’t Wear Armor

CS Major Fails Senior Thesis as Robotic Project “Jeremy Lin” Short-Circuits

Stanford senior Joel Cameron will fail his honors thesis after his advanced…

Sustainability Group Calls it Quits After Depleting Resources

Since 1892, The Sierra Club has operated as a staunch advocate for…

President Obama Vetoes Keystone Pipeline, Call For Pabst Blue Ribbon Pipeline

Recently, President Obama has come under fire for refusing to approve construction…