Issue 105 Puzzles

February 6, 2012 11:11 am
Issue 105 Puzzles
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1035 Residents Lose House

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1035 Residents Lose House

After a whirlwind turn of events, the residents of 1035 Campus Drive have been informed by campus administrators that they will not be allowed to return to 1035 for the next academic year. Megan Wertzelbok, Resident Dean, justified the controversial decision, “Residents of 1035 are expected to conduct themselves with […]

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Decision to Euthanize IHUM Sparks Controversy

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Decision to Euthanize IHUM Sparks Controversy

IHUM used to be a thriving forum where students sparred and matched wits, a place where students could break bread with such intellectual giants as Nietzsche and Marx. But starting a few years ago, everything changed. IHUM theses became vague and supporting evidence faded away. Attendance fell and Facebook usage […]

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Arts Corner: “There’s No Way That Photo Was Taken in February”

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Arts Corner: “There’s No Way That Photo Was Taken in February”

On Thursday morning, February 2nd, Sophomore Henry Mathis allegedly pulled out his iPhone and took what is certainly—if it is, in fact, real—one of the most powerful photographs of the decade. Mathis’ picture featured the Main Quad lit by some pleasant morning sunshine, a picture he uploaded to Facebook with […]

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Groundhog Sees Its Shadow, Forecasts 6 More Weeks of 75 and Sunny

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Groundhog Sees Its Shadow, Forecasts 6 More Weeks of 75 and Sunny
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King Jong-un starts e-Harmony profile, seeking “passionate, well rounded soul mate”

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King Jong-un starts e-Harmony profile, seeking “passionate, well rounded soul mate”

Since being declared supreme leader of North Korea after his father’s death, Kim Jong-un has become the number one bachelor in all of North Korea. This week, Kim Jong-un personally made a public profile on the dating website e-Harmony. His dating profile offers a unique glimpse into the world of […]

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