Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

January 30, 2012 6:00 am
Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

After years of bitter struggle, the Israel and Palestine camps have reached an agreement: Modern Family is the best show on television. Negotiations had been at a standstill until both sides realized it was almost eight o’clock and Modern Family was about to start. Political pundits explained that negotiations had […]

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Jackass Forwards Widely

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Jackass Forwards Widely
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Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”

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Opinion: “Let’s Talk About the Giant Particle Accelerator in the Room”

By A SLAC Employee This is hard. I don’t want to make things awkward between us, but there’s something on my mind I think we need to discuss. Every day we come to work—we try to solve the mysteries of the universe, try to develop a better understanding of the […]

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Three Girls Go To Hospital in Honor of Kappa Sig Finding Out They Get Their House Back

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Three Girls Go To Hospital in Honor of Kappa Sig Finding Out They Get Their House Back
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Friend’s Idea for Start-Up Just Google Docs

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Friend’s Idea for Start-Up Just Google Docs

Friends and acquaintances of sophomore Will Bradley report that his latest idea for a start-up consists of a product that is functionally indistinguishable from Google Docs. The “revolutionary” product, which Bradley is calling myDox, would allow users to save their documents in the cloud, work collaboratively in real time and […]

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