New Vietnamese Restaurant Coming to Campus: Pho Queue

May 25, 2011 9:00 am
New Vietnamese Restaurant Coming to Campus: Pho Queue

Vietnamese chain restaurant Pho Queue is coming to Stanford. Famous for its long lines and delicious cuisine, it’s sure to get students excited and really arouse everyone’s taste buds. “I can’t wait to get Pho Queue!” said freshman, Billy Jackson. “I hear their food is really hot and steamy.” Restaurant […]

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US Military Unveils Dog Capable of Smelling Hatred of America

May 24, 2011 9:00 am
US Military Unveils Dog Capable of Smelling Hatred of America

A US military official recently announced the arrival of a groundbreaking new line of tracker dogs reportedly capable of smelling people’s hatred of America. “We needed an alternative to racial profiling,” said US military researcher Jonathan Greeley. “Everyone knows that judging a person by the color of their skin is […]

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Issue 89 Puzzles

May 23, 2011 9:09 am
Issue 89 Puzzles
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Finals Studying Plans Back on After Rapture Falls Through

May 22, 2011 5:08 pm
Finals Studying Plans Back on After Rapture Falls Through
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Schwarzenegger Set on Terminating Sex Scandal

5:06 pm
Schwarzenegger Set on Terminating Sex Scandal

Sources close to Arnold Schwarzenegger report that the former governor of California has traveled thirteen years back into the past with the express purpose of nipping his current extramarital affair scandal in the bud. Pedro Salavarra, Schwarzenegger’s head gardener, told the Flipside that he last saw the lifter-turned-star-turned-politician running out […]

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Report: The Environment is Destroying the Environment

5:05 pm
Report: The Environment is Destroying the Environment

For years, environmental scientists blamed anthropogenic CO2 emissions for destroying the environment. However, a recent study by researchers at Stanford University found that the environment is itself to blame for much of the destruction to the environment. Hurricanes, forest fires, earthquakes, and tsunamis are all responsible for killing trees, displacing […]

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