18-20 Year Old Black Man With Dreadlocks and Chubby Indian Man Who Smells of Apples Getting Together for a Party at Your Place

May 15, 2011 4:12 pm
18-20 Year Old Black Man With Dreadlocks and Chubby Indian Man Who Smells of Apples Getting Together for a Party at Your Place
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Bin Laden Receives Both Criticism And Praise For Porno Stash

4:10 pm
Bin Laden Receives Both Criticism And Praise For Porno Stash

US military officials recently revealed that they had found a large archive of pornography in Osama Bin Laden’s compound. Analysts say this development will likely tarnish Bin Laden’s image within the predominantly conservative terrorist organizations. Aalam Bashir, a fur merchant from Pakistan, was especially disappointed in Bin Laden. “I had […]

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Anscombe Society Counters Exotic Erotic with God’s Party

4:03 pm
Anscombe Society Counters Exotic Erotic with God’s Party
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Against All Odds, Crothers Resident and Slav Resident Maintain Long Distance Relationship 

3:50 pm
Against All Odds, Crothers Resident and Slav Resident Maintain Long Distance Relationship 

In one of the greatest feel-good stories of the twenty-first century, Crothers resident Lori Scone and Slav resident Jack Holloway are managing what many have called “an almost-impossible” long distance relationship. Despite being on different sides of Campus Drive and only managing to see each other once every several months, […]

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Tooth Fairy Wanted For Over Three Million Counts of Breaking and Entering

2:12 pm
Tooth Fairy Wanted For Over Three Million Counts of Breaking and Entering

In light of Osama bin Laden’s recent demise, speculation had been swirling as to who would take his place on the FBI’s Most Wanted List.  Anticipation was dispelled at a press conference last Tuesday when FBI agents revealed the identity of America’s new primary target: the long-time black-market criminal and […]

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