MTV Cribs To Film Next Episode At Osama Hideout

May 9, 2011 1:07 pm
MTV Cribs To Film Next Episode At Osama Hideout
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Kobe Still Confident the Lakers Will Come Back For Some Reason

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Kobe Still Confident the Lakers Will Come Back For Some Reason
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With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies

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With Osama Dead, Search For Remaining Horcruxes Intensifies

While the death of Osama bin Laden marks a tremendous achievement for the United States, military officials report that the War on Terror is far from over.  Lieutenant Colonel Bradley Connors told the White House press corps, “bin Laden knew al Qaeda’s mission would continue long after his death, so he […]

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Issue 87 Puzzles

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Issue 87 Puzzles
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Cockblocks: Then and Now

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Cockblocks: Then and Now

People have been hooking up all through history, and hookups have been going awry for just as long. This handy chart compares for two different time periods the unfortunate cockblock scenarios in which you, a strapping young man, might find yourself. Modern Day Middle Ages Midway through undressing, the girl […]

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Mattel Releases New Educational Toy “Cat in the Box”

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Mattel Releases New Educational Toy “Cat in the Box”

In a conference attended by tens of interested toy magnates, Mattel announced that their newest toy, the “Cat in the Box,” will be released in Summer 2012. “It’s a take on the traditional Jack-in-the-Box,” explained Mattel’s CEO Bob Eckert. “We’ve just modified a few things to help kids get a […]

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