Local officials report that area bachelor Robert Babson, who recently moved from his parent’s basement to his own apartment, is still single despite his courageous and heroic attempt to woo the love of his life. At around 9:36pm last Monday, Babson received the fateful chain e-mail that had the potential […]

In an unprecedented display of raw Presidential power, Barack Obama has single-handedly embroiled himself in a heated thumb war with Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi. What initially appeared to be just another cursory diplomatic handshake took a violent turn when Obama clenched his fingers into his counterpart’s palm and muttered, “Bring […]