Parents Still Really Amazed by the Potato Forks for Some Reason

March 1, 2011 9:30 am
Parents Still Really Amazed by the Potato Forks for Some Reason

Freshman Katie Swimmer took her parents to the Treehouse for lunch last weekend, but she couldn’t stop her parents from commenting on the potato forks they used to eat their meal. “They just wouldn’t shut the fuck up about the damn potato forks,” commented Katie, “I haven’t seen them in […]

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Special Fees Budgets

February 28, 2011 11:14 am
Special Fees Budgets

*Based on Last Year’s Budget ^In Real Segways

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Issue 79 Puzzles

10:10 am
Issue 79 Puzzles
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Center for Coming Up With Fancy Names for Silly Things Announces New Global Peace Summit for Prosperity and Change

February 27, 2011 2:42 pm
Center for Coming Up With Fancy Names for Silly Things Announces New Global Peace Summit for Prosperity and Change
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Student Runs Out of Late Days, Becomes Pregnant

2:41 pm
Student Runs Out of Late Days, Becomes Pregnant
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Haitian Activists Seek to Raise Awareness for Stanford Students

2:38 pm
Haitian Activists Seek to Raise Awareness for Stanford Students

A new, rapidly growing activist organization in Haiti has one simple but important goal: increasing people’s awareness of the issues currently afflicting students at Stanford University. “It’s just so sad how ignorant we are of other people’s problems,” said Dominique Coupout, the president of Awareness for Stanford Students (ASS). “We […]

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