Clone Army of Undergrad Premed Interns Created Inside SLAC

January 30, 2011 2:29 pm
Clone Army of Undergrad Premed Interns Created Inside SLAC

In a press release yesterday, the dean of the School of Medicine, Phillip Pizzo, declared that a clone army of undergraduate premed interns has been created inside the SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory. The clone army is based off the genetic template of Andy Kim, from the class of 1993, who […]

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Flipside Weekly Update, January 30th

10:02 am
Flipside Weekly Update, January 30th
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8-year-old Claims Victory in Chess Match After His Grandfather Passes Away

January 3, 2011 9:00 am
8-year-old Claims Victory in Chess Match After His Grandfather Passes Away

8-year-old Billy Swarthout claimed victory in a 6-hour chess match that concluded on January 28, 2011 at 6:05 pm. His grandfather, Charles Swathout, had started the game with the Sicilian Defense. The clever defensive strategy left his poor grandson puzzled. “After about 20 minutes of Billy not moving, grandpa offered […]

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