||After running amok in New Orleans, Hurricane Katrina decided to take some time off in the East. Katrina has since dissipated, but even though she’s gone, part of her will always be with us. So when you’re walking along and feel a slight breeze, remember, you’re enjoying a piece of Hurricane Katrina.|
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|After moving through grades 1-12 in a matter of months, Billy Madison inherited his father’s business and became a multi-billionaire. After achieving great corporate success, Billy decided to continue his education, graduating from college in just a few weeks and receiving 6 PhDs in less than a year. Billy Madison is currently the best educated man in the world.|
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