Issue 75 Puzzles

January 31, 2011 10:20 am
Issue 75 Puzzles
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Obama Adds Laugh Track to State of the Union Address

January 30, 2011 3:17 pm
Obama Adds Laugh Track to State of the Union Address
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Student Working On His .40 GPA, BAC

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Student Working On His .40 GPA, BAC
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Drug Mule Fired Over Resume Padding Allegations

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Drug Mule Fired Over Resume Padding Allegations

Long time Black Eagle employee Abu Nayeem was let go yesterday amidst accusations that many critical aspects of his resume were falsified. His departure has sent surprised cartel managers searching for a replacement who can competently swallow condoms full of heroin and then extract them from his feces once past […]

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Obama’s Kids Deliver Republican Response to State of the Union Address

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Obama’s Kids Deliver Republican Response to State of the Union Address

Malia and Sasha delivered the Republican response to the State of the Union this past Tuesday evening. They took a hard stance on many of the issues the president brought up, including the economy, illegal immigration, and health care. “As is typical of the democratic leadership, Dad has shown that […]

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Adolescent Lawn-Mowers and Lemonade Stand Managers Distraught about Immigration

2:31 pm
Adolescent Lawn-Mowers and Lemonade Stand Managers Distraught about Immigration

Across the country independent lawn-mowing and lemonade-selling entrepreneurs expressed discontent with President Obama’s lenient remarks on immigration during the State of the Union. 12 year-old Mike Wachowski decried, “At the rate the immigrant population is increasing I am going to have to start charging $7 per lawn to stay competitive.” […]

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