Objects Angry About Being Personified

November 20, 2010 12:37 am
Objects Angry About Being Personified
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TCU Gets Stanford’s Spot on US News & World Report Top University List, Contractual Obligations Cited

November 19, 2010 9:05 pm
TCU Gets Stanford’s Spot on US News & World Report Top University List, Contractual Obligations Cited

For the past several decades, US News & World Report has maintained a list of the top universities and academic institutions in the country.  For as long as this list has existed, Stanford has been virtually guaranteed a spot near the top.  Last Sunday, however, the magazine’s editor-in-chief, Mortimer B. […]

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Gaieties Audience Perfectly Embodies Gaieties Stereotypes

November 18, 2010 1:30 pm
Gaieties Audience Perfectly Embodies Gaieties Stereotypes
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Harry Potter’s Continuing Teen Angst Suggests That In Wizarding World, Puberty Lasts For a Decade

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Harry Potter’s Continuing Teen Angst Suggests That In Wizarding World, Puberty Lasts For a Decade

An unlikely topic became the center of discussion at this year’s Adolescent Developmental Psychology Convention. In anticipation of the international release of the newest Harry Potter movie, the conference’s various attendees, representing 60 nations and 140 universities, spent the majority of their time analyzing Harry Potter’s hormone levels and biological […]

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Solar Flares Erupt After Sun Stops Proactiv Regimen

November 17, 2010 9:00 am
Solar Flares Erupt After Sun Stops Proactiv Regimen

A few centuries ago, the sun decided to stop using Proactiv products on its surface because he “didn’t feel that they were really making any noticeable difference.” For a while, the sun’s spots remained under control. However, it became evident that the sun made a huge mistake last Saturday when […]

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McDonald’s Introduces New Suite of Custom Meals

November 16, 2010 9:00 am
McDonald’s Introduces New Suite of Custom Meals

Hoping to build on the success of their “Happy Meal” product line, McDonald’s has introduced a new set of meals to appeal to a broader age range. The main new meal from McDonald’s is the ‘Midlife Crisis’ meal, given to those in their thirties or forties, which contains a toy […]

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