Failed Attempt to Score on PAT Leaves Stanford Just Short of 69

September 19, 2010 3:03 pm
Failed Attempt to Score on PAT Leaves Stanford Just Short of 69
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Stanford Band Plays All Right Now On Repeat

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Stanford Band Plays All Right Now On Repeat
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Jewish Frat Guy Atones For Party Foul

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Jewish Frat Guy Atones For Party Foul
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Forget the News: Media to Report the Actions of Small Town Nutjobs

September 17, 2010 2:24 pm
Forget the News: Media to Report the Actions of Small Town Nutjobs

With the spectacular ratings generated by Gainseville, Florida pastor Terry Jones and the Koran burning controversy, media organizations have increasingly shifted their focus to other small town nutjobs. CNN correspondent Jamie Nussbaum found a deranged paleontologist in Toulon, Nevada, who is planning to mow his lawn in the shape of […]

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Esoteric African Security Buffs Convene on Campus in Logistical Mixup

September 15, 2010 3:36 pm
Esoteric African Security Buffs Convene on Campus in Logistical Mixup

Stanford freshmen arrived on campus Tuesday to find themselves amidst a historical security conference that will forever redefine the meaning of NSO. In what may be the largest misinformed event since Operation Iraqi Freedom, the world of security professionals and hobbyists convened for the first annual conference for remembering the […]

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Stanford’s California Gurls Falsely Advertised

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Stanford’s California Gurls Falsely Advertised

Tony Lucciano, an incoming freshman from New Jersey, came to Stanford hoping to meet some beautiful California gurls. Unfortunately, he was disappointed that they didn’t all wear daisy dukes with bikinis on top. “I thought California Girls all just floated around melting peoples’ popsicles being unforgettable and undeniable. That sounds […]

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