ASSU Undergrad Senate Grills Goldman Sachs Summer Interns

May 2, 2010 1:31 pm
ASSU Undergrad Senate Grills Goldman Sachs Summer Interns
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Assassins Update: Terminators Still Can’t Find Osama

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Assassins Update: Terminators Still Can’t Find Osama
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Facebook Introduces ‘Like Like’ Button For Awkward Teens

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Facebook Introduces ‘Like Like’ Button For Awkward Teens

Just weeks after announcing its ambitious plan to spread the ‘Like’ button all over the Internet, Facebook unveiled the ‘Like Like’ button. The new button, which will appear below a user’s profile picture, will provide a convenient way for shy or socially awkward users to share their romantic feelings with […]

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On Closing the Gap

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On Closing the Gap

On Thursday, April 29, professors, students and alumni from Stanford came together in the Tresidder Oak Room for a panel discussion called “Closing the Gap.” I am outraged. The Gap has such great clothes at reasonable prices. Right now, for a limited time only, men’s and women’s shorts are 30 […]

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Stanford Daily Caught in Printing Scandal

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Stanford Daily Caught in Printing Scandal

STANFORD, CA—Last Wednesday, scandal erupted at The Stanford Daily when Judicial Affairs officers stormed the building and discovered the newspaper’s dirty secret.
    After a Daily article published that morning brought attention to students’ cancellation of print jobs to save money, University officials looked into the SUIDs of offenders and found […]

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Earthquake Hits Applebees

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Earthquake Hits Applebees

BAKERSFIELD, CA–In a major tragedy yesterday, an earthquake devastated a local Applebees. The Applebees had been home to several hundred consistent weekly visitors, but is now facing a minor inconvenience thanks to the quake. According to Applebees waiter and witness, Luke Crowler, “When the quake hit, the tables started to […]

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