Issue 54 Puzzles

April 19, 2010 8:39 pm
Issue 54 Puzzles
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College Prowler Visits Stanford On Sorority Rush Weekend; Cardinal Women Jump from C+ to A-

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College Prowler Visits Stanford On Sorority Rush Weekend; Cardinal Women Jump from C+ to A-

In an unexpected move by the college ranking website College Prowler, Stanford girls jumped from a C+ rating to an A- following a surprise inspection that took place over the weekend of April 9-11. Stanford males were shocked at the news, reporting that their interactions with hot girls had not […]

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OPINION: I Love Hearing Great Things About Myself



8:34 pm
OPINION: I Love Hearing Great Things About Myself



By a ProFro

 Hey guys, I’m a member of the Stanford class of 2014! Well, maybe the Stanford Class of 2014. I also got into Yale, Harvard, Princeton and MIT. Did you hear that this was the hardest year to get into the top schools? That’s okay though, since I […]

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OPINION: This is a great time to be ProFro!

8:33 pm
OPINION: This is a great time to be ProFro!

In the next few days, Stanford University will be flooded with the newest fros from the class of 2014, and I couldn’t be more excited. The Office of Undergraduate Admissions claimed that these will be some of the most unique fros that have ever been seen on this campus. Dean […]

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Report: PoPo to No-No RoHo-ProFro Hook Ups

8:31 pm
Report: PoPo to No-No RoHo-ProFro Hook Ups

At this year’s Admit Weekend, the Stanford PoPo will patrol dorms with ProFros to prevent ProFro-RoHo hook ups.    The PoPo has worked with the Head HoHos, HoHos and VoCos of FloMo, J-Ro and Arroyo. They also have trained them to answer questions about SoCo, O-Show and Lenovo.   Head […]

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AlertSU Update

8:30 pm
AlertSU Update

Warning: Pretentious student spotted near the Coffee House. The student was last seen wearing taupe Desert Boots, skinny jeans and a scarf. He may or may not have been wearing a blue or possibly black United Colors of Benetton sweater. Exercise extreme caution! The Stanford Sheriff’s Department considers this student […]

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