Study: Drinking Too Much Alcohol Can Lead You To SAE

February 8, 2010 3:38 pm
Study: Drinking Too Much Alcohol Can Lead You To SAE

STANFORD, CA –– A recent study has shown there is a high correlation between over-drinking and waking up in SAE without your pants. While it may seem that this statement is relevant only to girls, the bizarre twist is that the statistics show that 60 percent of those who have […]

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Student Joins Inside Joke Making Club, Doesn’t Get It

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Student Joins Inside Joke Making Club, Doesn’t Get It
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Janitor Fired For Charging Phone, Also For Being Bad Janitor

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Janitor Fired For Charging Phone, Also For Being Bad Janitor
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The Flip Report: February 7th

February 7, 2010 9:01 pm
The Flip Report: February 7th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out iPad Kindle Stone Tablets FaceAIDS HIV/AIDS Smallpox Mark Sanford’s extramarital affair Tiger Wood’s extramarital affair(s) John F. Kennedy’s extramarital affairs

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Student Caught Doing Something Cheerful During Holocaust Seminar

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Student Caught Doing Something Cheerful During Holocaust Seminar

Senior Jon Harbeck came under fire yesterday failing to maintain an expression of solemn respect throughout the entirety of ‘Auschwitz: Lessons Learned’, a special presentation put on by the Stanford History Department.  Somber event administrators characterized Harbeck’s behavior as ‘flippiant’ and ‘entirely disrespectful’. University officials investigating the incident revealed that […]

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Breaking News: People Hate the New Facebook

February 6, 2010 7:13 pm
Breaking News: People Hate the New Facebook

Seconds after Facebook headquarters launched “The New Facebook” people all over the world frantically began commenting on how much it sucked and how it shouldn’t have been changed. Facebook user Lonnie Aguila updated his status to “new facebook wtf? im confussed.” Facebook engineers, however, were not worried. Software designer Roddy […]

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