Stanford Researcher Discovers Missionary Position  

By Chad Levin In another miracle of science, Stanford researcher Dr. Phillip Huang, PhD has discovered the missionary sex position. Huang and his team of several undergraduate researchers have been studying...

September 27th, 2009

Admissions Decision Revoked After Student Reveals She Doesn’t Own a Mac

It is 11:14 AM in Annenberg Auditorium. Professor Hussein begins to speak about the virtues of truth and morality, and one by one, his pupils pull out their MacBooks, MacBookPros, and their iPods, all...

September 27th, 2009

Wellness Room Doing Well

September 27th, 2009

Everyone Gets Swine Flu Anyways, Full Moon Back On

Over the past few days, every student on campus has gotten the swine flu. This recent epidemic, which originated from three promiscuous freshmen in Roble, has caused Stanford to reconsider the Full Moon...

September 27th, 2009

The Flipside Juice: Seven New Lofting Essentials

September 27th, 2009

Harry Potter Fans Outraged at Rowling’s Inclusion of Events Not Seen in Film  

This summer, Harry Potter fans across the world united in protest against J.K. Rowling and the Harry Potter Franchise. “The Harry Potter films are masterpieces, but Rowling just can’t let good art...

September 20th, 2009

Black Eyed Peas Sued for Falsely Advertising Quality of Thursday Night  

Lets just be honest about it, Thursday night September 10, 2009, was nothing to write home about. But that’s not what Black Eyed Peas singer Will.i.am, told a group of pre-gaming 19 year olds before...

September 20th, 2009

Brett Favre Can’t Decide Heads or Tails on Coin Flip  

MINNEAPOLIS—Minnesota Vikings Team Captain Brett Favre took over 15 minutes to decide whether to pick heads or tails on the ceremonial coin flip before last Sunday’s game. Both Brett’s fellow...

September 20th, 2009