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Issue 44 Puzzles

January 25th, 2010

Supreme Court Overturns Ban on Corporate “Donations”

Supreme Court Overturns Ban on Corporate “Donations”
In a bitterly divided ruling, the Supreme Court voted today to overturn a long-standing precedent that banned corporations from giving sexual favors to lawmakers. “The first amendment guarantees...
January 24th, 2010

‘Sin Explains Stanford Devil-Rain’ – Says Pat Roberton

‘Sin Explains Stanford Devil-Rain’ – Says Pat Roberton
NEW YORK – In the wake of his controversial statements on a divine motive behind the earthquake in Haiti, famous televangeslit Pat Robertson has shifted his focus to Stanford University and the seemingly...
January 23rd, 2010

The Flipside Juice – Fish Sticks: Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?

The Flipside Juice – Fish Sticks: Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?
January 22nd, 2010

Parade Rained On

Parade Rained On
January 22nd, 2010

Obama Receives B+ For First Year, Blames IHUM Kid, TF

Obama Receives B+ For First Year, Blames IHUM Kid, TF
As Obama celebrates the end of his first year in office, many have begun evaluating his performance. In a recent interview, President Obama gave himself a “solid B+” for his recent performance. Obama...
January 20th, 2010

Haiti Will Not Accept Donations After Thursday

Haiti Will Not Accept Donations After Thursday
January 20th, 2010