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Blagojevich: “I’m Blacker Than Martin Luther King”
Power Outage Conspiracy Theories
Controversy and outrage about Tuesday morning’s power outage has stricken Stanford’s campus. Students have questioned the reason behind the power failure, but the source of the problem is still...
January 20th, 2010
Issue 43 Puzzles
January 20th, 2010‘Not Fucking A Slutty Hot Chick’ To Top Obama’s 2010 Agenda
In the wake of an exhausting health-care battle, pundits could be forgiven for thinking Barack Obama would be content to rest on his laurels for much of the new year. Instead, the President laid out a...
January 20th, 2010
White People Around the Country Unsure of Whether It’s OK to Eat Fried Chicken on MLK Day
Every year on Martin Luther King Day, white people across the country debate the acceptability of consuming fried chicken on a holiday held in honor of one of the nation’s great African Americans.
At...
January 20th, 2010
Fight Club Totally Beats the Shit Out of Non-Violence Club
Opinion: “I Never Said Any of Those Things”
By She
I am disgusted. Everywhere I go these days, I find that any comment anybody makes that even has the slightest hint of being sexually charged is quoted as having come from my mouth. This...
January 18th, 2010

