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Issue 38 Puzzles
November 9th, 2009Rap Industry Entering Academia
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November 9th, 2009
After 30 Years, DNA Testing Frees Colonel Mustard
BILLIARD ROOM–Colonel Mustard will walk free today after being wrongly imprisoned for thirty years, thanks to new DNA evidence.
In 1979, Colonel Mustard was convicted of attacking Mrs. Peacock in...
November 8th, 2009
Stanford Unveils Rhetoric of FOX News For Winter Quarter
In an apparent move to cut costs, the Stanford PWR program has combined several first-year courses for the Winter Quarter. Administrators realized Monday that they could merge the Rhetoric of Deception,...
November 8th, 2009
Students Fight For Universal Health Care — 3 Dead, 5 Injured, 2 Without Insurance
Self-Esteem Sought by Passive Voice
GRAMMAR, PENN.—For years, the passive voice has been berated, insulted, and abused by English teachers across the country. Though it has normally been viewed as a happy, self-confident grammatical structure...
November 8th, 2009
Overly Cautious Freshman Loses Key To Thirteenth U-Lock
Sandra Perez, 18, of Rinconada was indicted yesterday on charges of leaving her bicycle unattended in the same space for twenty-eight days. Perez had left one too many u-locks on her bicycle, and misplaced...
November 8th, 2009

