Issue 34 Puzzles

January 10th, 2010

Facebook User Gets Poked In Real Life

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October 13th, 2009

U.S. Lays Off Congress To Cut Costs

WASHINGTON, D.C.—U.S.A., Inc. President and CEO Barack Obama announced yesterday that, due to budget constraints, all 535 members of Congress and their staff would be laid off by the end of the session....

October 12th, 2009

Stanford Card Plan Cut After Credit Line Used on Beer 

STANFORD—Stanford University terminated its new card plan today after students spent approximately $35,000 on alcohol purchases. The card plan provided students with a $1000 line of credit. Stanford...

October 12th, 2009

Chamillionaire To Introduce New Number – “One Chamillion”

Popular rapper and role model Chamillionaire confirmed rumors on Friday when he verified that he would indeed be introducing a new big number to the International System of Numbers: one chamillion. Although...

October 12th, 2009

Cal Fans Say Tree Attack Was Driven By Love  

As many Stanford students have heard by now, on September 30th three Cal fans attacked the Stanford Tree, presumably as part of a long-standing rivalry with Stanford. In an exclusive interview with the...

October 12th, 2009