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Issue 32 Puzzles

January 10th, 2010

Stern Goes Plateless

Stern Goes Plateless
The Stanford community works hard to be as environmentally friendly as possible. Stanford Dining is proud to announce its new initiative to go not only trayless, but plateless, and utensil-less as well....
September 27th, 2009

Desperate Students AutoTune Physics 45 Lecture

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September 27th, 2009

Stanford Researcher Discovers Missionary Position



Stanford Researcher Discovers Missionary Position


By Chad Levin In another miracle of science, Stanford researcher Dr. Phillip Huang, PhD has discovered the missionary sex position. Huang and his team of several undergraduate researchers have been studying...
September 27th, 2009

Admissions Decision Revoked After Student Reveals She Doesn’t Own a Mac

Admissions Decision Revoked After Student Reveals She Doesn’t Own a Mac
It is 11:14 AM in Annenberg Auditorium. Professor Hussein begins to speak about the virtues of truth and morality, and one by one, his pupils pull out their MacBooks, MacBookPros, and their iPods, all...
September 27th, 2009

Wellness Room Doing Well

Wellness Room Doing Well
September 27th, 2009

Everyone Gets Swine Flu Anyways, Full Moon Back On

Over the past few days, every student on campus has gotten the swine flu. This recent epidemic, which originated from three promiscuous freshmen in Roble, has caused Stanford to reconsider the Full Moon...
September 27th, 2009

The Flipside Juice: Seven New Lofting Essentials

The Flipside Juice: Seven New Lofting Essentials
September 27th, 2009
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