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Issue 29 Puzzles

January 12th, 2010

Campus Watches Passively As Haus Mitteleuropa Residents Begin Occupation of La Maison Francaise

Campus Watches Passively As Haus Mitteleuropa Residents Begin Occupation of La Maison Francaise
THE ROW—Last Friday, as housing results were released across campus, students drawing into La Maison Francaise, the French house, received a nasty surprise when they found out that German speaking students...
May 24th, 2009

Opinion: “Why Were We Even Paying These Little Orange and Red People in the First Place?”

Opinion: “Why Were We Even Paying These Little Orange and Red People in the First Place?”
By Kenneth Potts Now I’m a guy who likes to take the issues seriously. Right now, budget cuts are a major issue. It’s affecting everyone–and that includes yours truly. But if there’s...
May 24th, 2009

Figures of Authority Only Tried It Once, Didn’t Inhale.

Figures of Authority Only Tried It Once, Didn’t Inhale.
The public often raises uncomfortable questions about the past of important political figures. Owing to an acute sense of integrity, a number of leaders have no choice but to be candid about the minor...
May 24th, 2009

200 People Die in Building Collapse, But More Importantly, One of Them was the Cousin of a Professional Athlete

Chicago (AP) – An apartment building collapsed last Tuesday killing all two hundred people inside. Of those who were killed, one was the second-cousin-twice-removed of the third-string quarterback of...
May 24th, 2009

Band Revealed As Massive Psychology Experiment

Band Revealed As Massive Psychology Experiment
May 24th, 2009

Head Shop Implements Drug Testing to Weed Out Sober Employees

Head Shop Implements Drug Testing to Weed Out Sober Employees
May 24th, 2009
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