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Issue 24 Puzzles

January 17th, 2010

Human Remains Discovered In South Stacks

Human Remains Discovered In South Stacks
Michelle Stanton thought it would be a normal trip to the library. She had a slip full of call numbers and was making her way through the dark, labyrinthine shelves of books that make up the “South Stacks.” That’s...
April 20th, 2009

Holy Cow, It’s The Flipside!

Holy Cow, It’s The Flipside!
April 20th, 2009

Stanford Cuts Mechanical Engineering: “It’s Just Not Working”

Stanford Cuts Mechanical Engineering: “It’s Just Not Working”
STANFORD, CA–Due to the recent budget cuts, Stanford has been attempting to eliminate superfluous departments around campus. In a long expected move, the university announced Monday that the Mechanical...
April 20th, 2009

Stanford May or May Not Hold Waitlist Weekend Sometime in the Middle of June

In an effort to foster unity among the admitted and waitlisted students, Stanford may or may not be planning a Waitlist Weekend sometime in the middle of summer. If this weekend occurs, it might consist...
April 20th, 2009

ASSU Senator Pledges To Reduce Sexual Assault on Campus–Will Stop Sexually Assaulting Women

Throughout his campaign, ASSU Senator Greg Bernardi pledged that he would devote his complete efforts towards tackling sexual assault on campus. As a first step towards achieving this goal, Bernardi announced...
April 20th, 2009

Student Makes Informed Decision In Large Crowd

Student Makes Informed Decision In Large Crowd
April 20th, 2009
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