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Issue 18 Puzzles

January 18th, 2010

Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

The skateboarding conditions have been reportedly sub-par over the passed week or so due to the occasional rainstorm, which leave the pavement around campus slippery and filled with piled up debris (twigs...
February 26th, 2009

Obama Expected To Give Sober Speech To Congress

Many were speculating whether Obama’s next speech to Congress would be one where he is intoxicated or sober, but majority opinion has seemed to reflect that they believe he will be sober. “I...
February 25th, 2009

Supreme Court Hopes to Serve More Poetic Justice

Supreme Court Hopes to Serve More Poetic Justice
By Gideon Constable WASHINGTON, D.C—After many groundbreaking, obscurely worded, and contested decisions, the United States Supreme Court under Chief Justice John Roberts has decided unanimously to serve...
February 22nd, 2009

GRAPHIC: What Are We Doing On Our Computers During Lecture?

GRAPHIC: What Are We Doing On Our Computers During Lecture?
February 22nd, 2009

Asshole Student Hates Everyone, Blames It On The Weather

This past Monday, a rather unfortunate smattering of events occurred circling around one undergraduate student, Morris Jones. Morris who typically awakes to 106.6 The Goat, instead arose to high pitch...
February 22nd, 2009

Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party

Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party
February 22nd, 2009

Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy

Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy
February 22nd, 2009

Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time

Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time
February 22nd, 2009
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