16 - The Issues Issue
Issue 16 Puzzles
January 18th, 2010The Flipside Magazine – Squash and Racquetball: The Same or Exactly the Same?
Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”
JACKSON—Just a few months after bringing “Intelligent Design” into Mississippi classrooms, the Department of Education in Mississippi has decided to bring a new controversial theory to students...
February 8th, 2009
Michael Phelps 12,000 Calorie Diet Explained By Munchies
Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed
Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved
Punxsutawney, PA—In the timeless tradition of groundhogs that have come before him, Punxsutawney Phil came out last Monday, February 2nd and saw his shadow. Meteorologists and environmentalists around...
February 8th, 2009
Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012
This past November, I watched with horror as Barack Hussein Obama captured the White House from our beloved GOP. Our party shattered into little fragments, and some of those were lost to the blue side....
February 8th, 2009
Opinion: The Fetuses Just Don’t Grasp The Importance of The Issues
Lately, our country has been swept by a sort of neo-nostalgic nationalism, if you know what I mean. There are just tons of groups popping up advocating for the rights of fetuses and the unborn. Well I’m...
February 8th, 2009
Opinion: Fetuses Don’t Deserve the Right To Vote- Animals Do!
Look, man, the neofascist, religious freakout Republicans are calling for the government to extend voting rights to fetuses. And that’s crazy, man. It shouldn’t even be up for debate. For one thing,...
February 8th, 2009

