07 – The Presidential Issue

Issue 07 Puzzles

January 25th, 2010

Palin Retreats To Winter Lair

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November 8th, 2008

Barack Obama Gets A Sex Change; US Has First Black and Female President

Barack Obama Gets A Sex Change; US Has First Black and Female President
By Dorothy Cranard WASHINGTON D.C–In order to continue his message of change, Barack Obama got a sex change yesterday to give the country its first black president, its first female president, and...
November 8th, 2008

Obama’s First Presidential Action To Get, Walk New Puppy

Obama’s First Presidential Action To Get, Walk New Puppy
In an unexpected course of events, president elect Barack Obama has already started making presidential decisions. Last Wednesday, just one day after being elected, Obama announced that for his first act...
November 8th, 2008

Obama Wins, Palin Says “Gosh Darnit”

Obama Wins, Palin Says “Gosh Darnit”
November 8th, 2008

Obama Credits Victory To Power Thumb

Obama Credits Victory To Power Thumb
November 8th, 2008

Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”

Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”
By Frank the Disgruntled McCain Supporter Do you really think the U.S. just elected Barack Obama as President? Come on, America- let’s think again. This is obviously impossible. The only way...
November 8th, 2008

America’s Balls Shrink 40% After Obama Victory, GOP’s Worst Fears Confirmed

True to the predictions of several conservative pundits and bloggers, electing the progressive, thoughtful Barack Obama has taken its toll on the nation’s collective cojones, which have been shrinking...
November 8th, 2008

Students Steal Bikes To Be Resold For Charity

Last week’s Gumball Challenge inspired many Stanford students to get out of bed and make some money. Receiving a loan of $27 along with 27 gumballs, students tried to make as much money as possible...
November 8th, 2008

Historic Presidential Firsts

Barack Obama, president-elect of the United States, released on Sunday his schedule for the first day of his term as president, which will go down in history as a truly historic day. Items on his schedule...
November 8th, 2008
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