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Issue 05 Puzzles

January 28th, 2010 | 05, Puzzles | Read More

Stanford Admissions Office Says They Never Would Have Accepted Gabriella From High School Musical

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October 25th, 2008 | 05, Entertainment, Online, Radio, Stanford, Year 1 | Read More

National Coming Out Day Allows Perceived Gays To Come Out As Straight

STANFORD- On Thursday, October 23, members of the Stanford LGBT community and their allies participated in National Coming Out Day. Surprisingly, many of those who “came out” this day were flamboyant-acting...
October 25th, 2008 | 05, Articles, Life, Online, Year 1 | Read More

Vice Presidential Adult Film Helps McCain’s Ratings Within Niche Porn Demographic

Vice Presidential Adult Film Helps McCain’s Ratings Within Niche Porn Demographic
The San Jose Mercury News reported Friday that porn kingpin Larry Flynt is in the process of finishing the final touches to his latest porn video starring Palin look-alike Lisa Ann. The film titled “Nailin...
October 25th, 2008 | 05, Articles, Entertainment, Politics, Year 1 | Read More

Isolated FroSoCo Residents Declared New Species

Isolated FroSoCo Residents Declared New Species
Students Can No Longer Produce Viable Offspring With Taller, More Social People Biology majors at Stanford University reported the emergence of a new species yesterday after decades of fieldwork and research....
October 25th, 2008 | 05, Articles, Stanford, Year 1 | Read More

ASSU Introduces Joint Resolution in Wake of Latest Squabble

ASSU Introduces Joint Resolution in Wake of Latest Squabble
After endlessly bickering over a $2800 disaster known as the Welcome Barbecue, Senators Luukas Ilves ’09 and Yvorn Aswad-Thomas ’11 offered a joint resolution in the hopes of restoring collegiality...
October 25th, 2008 | 05, Articles, Stanford, Year 1 | Read More

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