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January 28th, 2010State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages
By Vladimir Porterman
SACRAMENTO—Last week, the Alabama Legislature finalized a law to ban same-sex swing marriages. Preschool and elementary school children around the nation who have been swinging...
October 8th, 2008
Congress Rejects Bailout Plan For Inmate #36788
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move that critics around the nation are calling “preposterous”, Congress rejected a bailout plan for inmate number 36788 of the Arlington County Jail.
Inmate number 36788 has...
October 8th, 2008
Debate Moderator Releases Pro-Obama Questions
Opinion: “The Chow Mein In the Dining Halls Puts Me In Just The Right Mood To Read Plato”
By Leonard Huffman
I am the wisest man in the world because I know one thing, and that is that the chow mein in the dining hall puts me in just the right mood to read Plato.
The chow mein has just the...
October 8th, 2008

