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Santorum Announces Plan to Make All Women Report Menstruation Cycles to Federal Registry

Santorum Announces Plan to Make All Women Report Menstruation Cycles to Federal Registry
Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum recently announced his plan to have all American women register their menstrual cycles in a national ovulation database. The former senator, and prominent...
March 2nd, 2012

Google Glasses to Tell People the Weather

Google Glasses to Tell People the Weather
By the end of the year, Google will release physical glasses that will tell people whether or not it is raining. “We are really excited about this advance in technology,” said Sergei Brin as...
March 1st, 2012

Students Create New Dating Awareness Group

Students Create New Dating Awareness Group
Citing efforts to increase dating on campus, two freshmen girls are delving into uncharted territory. Samantha Smith and Kelly Clark have started Stanford Students for Access to Dating (SSAD) to raise...
February 29th, 2012

Student Drops Out to Focus on Beard Growth and Development

Student Drops Out to Focus on Beard Growth and Development
The young movers and shakers of today’s competitive world often drop out of college to focus on their own endeavors. It therefore came as no surprise to friends of sophomore Joseph Larson when he...
February 28th, 2012

Student Spends Entire Life Making One Page Document

Student Spends Entire Life Making One Page Document
February 27th, 2012

Hormel Introduces New Meat-Based Vegetable Substitute

Hormel Introduces New Meat-Based Vegetable Substitute
Hormel, the corporation behind Spam and other processed meat delicacies, has announced plans to move forward with a new line of meat-based textured vegetable food products. The new products are targeted...
February 27th, 2012

ESPN Apologizes For Offensive Jeremy Lin Headline Because Lin Doesn’t Wear Armor

ESPN Apologizes For Offensive Jeremy Lin Headline Because Lin Doesn’t Wear Armor
February 27th, 2012

CS Major Fails Senior Thesis as Robotic Project “Jeremy Lin” Short-Circuits

CS Major Fails Senior Thesis as Robotic Project “Jeremy Lin” Short-Circuits
Stanford senior Joel Cameron will fail his honors thesis after his advanced prototype robot “Jeremy Lin” crashed in the middle of an NBA game last Monday at Madison Square Garden. The critical error...
February 27th, 2012

Sustainability Group Calls it Quits After Depleting Resources

Sustainability Group Calls it Quits After Depleting Resources
Since 1892, The Sierra Club has operated as a staunch advocate for environmental interests, sustainability, and responsible stewardship. Last week, however, members of the famous non-profit were stunned...
February 27th, 2012

President Obama Vetoes Keystone Pipeline, Call For Pabst Blue Ribbon Pipeline

President Obama Vetoes Keystone Pipeline, Call For Pabst Blue Ribbon Pipeline
Recently, President Obama has come under fire for refusing to approve construction of a Keystone pipeline from Alberta, Canada to the United States. Critics claim that the pipeline would have created jobs,...
February 25th, 2012
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