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“Fuck!” –Man Watching Porn Impatiently

Democrat Who Just Showed Up To First Protest Doesn’t Understand Why Its Platform Is Different From His

Reports have come in that during one of the many rallies that…

Literature Researchers Discover Every Single Novel Is Actually a Subtle Critique of Capitalism

A Stanford postdoctoral research team has released groundbreaking new research in the…

Ask The ‘Landfill’ Label On The Non-Recycling Garbage Can

Q: Hi ‘Landfill’! I’ve been crushing on a girl on my floor…

As Chuck-e-Cheese approaches IPO, competing chain Salmonella Sam’s struggles to remain in business

At the Chuck-e-Cheese on Lorendale drive in West Bennet, the parking lot…

Social Scientists Encourage Introspection For Those Who Live In Glass Houses

Washington, D.C. — Doctors associated with the American Psychological Association have determined…

Op-Ed: Gen X Was Great, Millennials Are A Useless Pile Of Rocks

As we inaugurate a new political administration, now is a good time…