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Issue 115 Puzzles
April 30th, 2012Cool ProFro Scores Alcohol for Upperclassmen
With Admit Weekend in the rearview mirror, rumors have begun to surface of a lone cool ProFro who managed to obtain alcohol for his hosts despite a campus-wide ban in effect throughout the weekend. The...
April 30th, 2012
Nobel Prize in Economics Awarded for “Master Hand” Theory
Stanford economics professor Gerald Walker was recently awarded the Nobel Prize in economics after pioneering the new “master hand” theory of markets to explain recent trends in global finance.
“The...
April 30th, 2012
Board of Trustees To Buy $4.2 Million of “Contemplation Toilets”
After an extensive study regarding the contemplation resources available on campus, the Stanford Board of Trustees took a decisive action in a vote this past week and designated 4.2 million dollars for...
April 30th, 2012
CoHo On Probation for Serving Alcohol during Admit Weekend
David DeCastro forgets to check “group retention” box on Axess form; split up from Luck/Fleener in NFL Draft
Tupac Hologram Murdered on Las Vegas Strip
After stunning crowds at the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival with the realistic look of a holographic Tupac Shakur, Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg did what any excited reveling superstars would do:...
April 24th, 2012
Issue 114 Puzzles
April 23rd, 2012Study: Conversations on Concrete Benches Around Meyer Library Revealed to be Sickeningly Cliché
In a report released last Wednesday by behavioral scientists at Stanford, researchers concluded that the overwhelming majority of conversations that take place on the concrete benches encircling Meyer...
April 23rd, 2012


