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“Spider Scare” Brings US House to a Standstill
WASHINGTON, DC–Last week, amidst heated debate over Obama’s Jobs bill, the United States House of Representatives shut down after Rep. Charles Rangel (D-NY) saw a spider. “We were debating Obama’s...
November 14th, 2011
Math Student Finds Real Analysis Much Less Interesting After Getting Action
Sources report that sophomore Nathan Kingston, child prodigy and math aficionado, has lost significant interest in the arcane processes behind real analysis after getting some action at Sigma Nu last Friday...
November 14th, 2011
Debate Rages over Proper Pronunciation of “Fraiche”
November 14th, 2011
Students With 10 Loyalty Points Pissed You Only Needed 4 Points For Oregon Game
Even though the Cardinal lost to the Ducks, students are still up in arms about the number of loyalty points required to enter the game.
“It’s fucking bullshit,” bitched Steven Palmer, a holder of...
November 14th, 2011
WANTED: One Night Stand
Preferably white, with thin legs and stylish curves. Should be about waist-high. Won’t mind holding stacks of books, dirty dishes, and an alarm clock. Swedish design preferred.
November 14th, 2011
Taylor Swift Posts Topless Photos to Prove Previous Topless Photos Were Fake
Last week, scandal erupted when a celebrity gossip website posted photos of a topless young woman and claimed that the woman was none other than Taylor Swift. Swift’s representatives quickly assured...
November 12th, 2011
Hammurabi’s Code Receives Check-Minus in CS106A
Sixth King of Babylon and Stanford CS106A student Hammurabi recently received a check-minus on the Code he submitted to his disappointed CS106A section leader after taking two late days.
“I don’t even...
November 11th, 2011
Area Man Beats Cigarette Addiction by Taking Up Cocaine
Redwood City, CA– In the latest feel-good news, 33-year-old Colin Martin has finally defeated his decade-long addiction to cigarettes by taking up cocaine. “I tried so many different approaches...
November 11th, 2011
Stanford University to Apply Early Decision to the United Nations
On Wednesday, Stanford University announced that it would be applying early decision to the United Nations class of 2016. With more Olympic medals, more Nobel laureates, and a larger endowment than most...
November 10th, 2011
Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan-ites Rejoice as Dictator Replaced by New Dictator
Hope springs anew in the war- and poverty-plagued middle east as Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan holds democratic elections following the toppling of its long-standing dictatorship. Already, the new terrorist-sponsored...
November 10th, 2011
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