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Hipster Took Alternate Exam Before It Was Cool
May 7th, 2012
“Exotic” Brainstorm Team Still Debating Next Year’s Gems: Exotic Platonic, Exotic Bubonic, and Exotic Titanic
May 7th, 2012
World’s Best Minds Gather at Exotic Erotic
This past weekend, the foremost thinkers of the Stanford student body gathered at Exotic Erotic–a prestigious invitation-only event designed to “allow new ideas to mingle and rub up against...
May 7th, 2012
Sad Cow Disease Found in California Dairy Cow
Yesterday afternoon, the U.S. Department of Agriculture confirmed a severe case of Sad Cow Disease in a dairy cow from Glenwood, California–contradicting the oft-cited fact that happy cows come from...
May 7th, 2012
ResEd Replaces Draw With First Come First Serve System
In response to widespread complaints about the draw being inefficient, and “the worst system ever,” ResEd has decided to revamp the entire housing assignment program.
“The draw clearly had its problems,...
May 7th, 2012
Stanford Police To Promote Autocratic Bike Safety Policies
In response to an increase in bicycle accidents in the past few weeks, Stanford Police have adopted a new, stricter ticketing policy concerning bike safety. It is based on measures taken by the Soviet...
May 5th, 2012
Beards and Books: Occupy Meyer to Join Housing System
In response to disgruntled cries over a disorganized and disappointing housing system, Residential and Dining Enterprises will be introducing a new lifestyle option for students. From now until its...
May 4th, 2012
Area Man Saving Himself For Politics or Coaching
Local grad student Mark Henderson has announced he will abstain from sexual intercourse until he is elected to public office or becomes a football coach. “I’ve made the decision to wait,” said Mark...
May 3rd, 2012
Stanford Falls Behind in Alcohol Consumption Rates
The National rankings for college consumption of alcohol are out and once again Stanford ranks slightly below the national average. The survey was run by the Core Institute, the largest national Alcohol...
May 2nd, 2012
New Contemplation Center the Result of Aggressive Game of “Text or 4.2 Million Dollar Building”
Stanford Board of Trustees member Wendy Munger woke up in a daze last Sunday morning only to realize that she had approved a new 4.2 million dollar contemplation center as part of a ridiculous game. Modeled...
May 1st, 2012
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