By Year
Paul the Psychic Octopus Retires from Professional Predicting, Ponders Next Steps
OBERHAUSEN, GERMANY- In a surprise move, Paul, the Psychic Octopus who correctly predicted the outcome of all of Germany’s 2010 World Cup matches as well as the World Cup final, has announced his decision...
July 21st, 2010
Famous One In a Million World Cup Octopus is Actually Just One In 64 If you Do the Math
American Celebrates Independence, Moves Into Parents’ Basement
SUBURBIA—For over 200 years, Americans have celebrated the Fourth of July with barbecues, fireworks, and picnics with friends and family, but this year, Tyrell Jenkins, a 23-year-old from Redwood City,...
July 5th, 2010
Taco Bell Introduces New Chicken Flotilla For $0.99
Band Member Forgets to Check Email, Shows Up to Library Rally Alone
Every year, the band rallies all the libraries on campus. But this year the administration cancelled the library rally. The band sent an email out to inform its members that the rally had been cancelled,...
June 4th, 2010
BREAKING: We’ve Found Waldo
The world has been desperately searching for Waldo for the past twenty-three years, and we have finally found him! He’s been roaming around in rather conspicuous locations on the Stanford campus....
June 1st, 2010
Issue 60 Puzzles
June 1st, 2010Caption Contest: Week of May 31, 2010
[dorm-announce-0809] my kids play in the Lounge
From: “Tina”
To: dorm@lists.stanford.edu
Sent: Friday, May 1, 2009 5:48:11 PM GMT -08:00 US/Canada Pacific
Subject: [dorm-announce-0809] my kids play in the Lounge
hi all,
Adam had a playdate...
May 31st, 2010

