World
L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo
With environmental consciousness on the rise throughout the United States, product engineers at L’Oreal have resorted to extreme measures to tailor their shampoo to the eco-friendly. According...
January 14th, 2011
North Korea Launches Starcraft attack on South Korea
In a dramatic move that stands to disrupt the political scene on the Korean Peninsula, North Korea yesterday launched a full on Hydralisk attack on a South Korean island expansion base.
President Obama,...
January 11th, 2011
New Study: Asians Do Not All Look Alike
A recent Chicago University study suggests that the centuries-old belief that all Asians look alike may in fact be false.
A veteran research team headed by Professor Friedrich Winzenfaust worked tirelessly...
January 6th, 2011
NYC Celebrates the Whitest Kwanzaa in Decades
Man Spends 127 Minutes Stuck in Winter Coat
In what is perhaps the most inspirational story of the year, Pittsburgh man Tom Welsh spent over two hours trapped in his winter coat before cutting himself out with a pair of nail clippers. The incident...
January 3rd, 2011
People Start Using “Cause They Rapin’ Everybody Out There” as a Reason For Everything
Two days ago, 14 year old troublemaker, Timmy Jeffries, showed up to class late, and the teacher questioned him. He replied that he didn’t make it on time “Cause They Rapin’ Everybody...
January 3rd, 2011
BOSP Announces New Program in North Korea
The Bing Overseas Study Program (BOSP) at Stanford is pleased to announce its new program in Pyongyang, North Korea. Starting in Fall 2011-2012, Stanford undergraduates will have the opportunity to...
December 2nd, 2010
FlipiLeaks: International Secrets Revealed
Here at the Flipside, we have gotten ahold of many of the secret cables obtained by WikiLeaks that have not yet been released. Throughout the week, we will slowly publish them as our editors see fit.
Today...
December 1st, 2010
Terrorist Nervous On First Day as Suicide Bomber
Luke Patterson, an Al-Qaeda operative from Colorado, reportedly feels “really nervous” on his first day as a suicide bomber.
“What if they make fun of me for wearing a hand-me-down bomb vest?”...
November 28th, 2010


