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Student’s Poor Midterm Grade Actually Causes Apocalypse
Despite assurances from friends and family that her subpar performance on the Math 51 midterm “wouldn’t be the end of the world,” sophomore Shannon Hayes opened Coursework to check her grade last...
May 14th, 2012
Nobel Prize in Economics Awarded for “Master Hand” Theory
Stanford economics professor Gerald Walker was recently awarded the Nobel Prize in economics after pioneering the new “master hand” theory of markets to explain recent trends in global finance.
“The...
April 30th, 2012
Tensions Rise On West Bank of Lake Lag
March 5th, 2012
Earth Continues to Perilously Circle Blazing Star
It’s a classic sci-fi disaster scenario – the intrepid explorers find themselves trapped in the inexorable gravitational pull of a star, facing annihilation in its blazing core. But this is no...
February 13th, 2012
King Jong-un starts e-Harmony profile, seeking “passionate, well rounded soul mate”
Since being declared supreme leader of North Korea after his father’s death, Kim Jong-un has become the number one bachelor in all of North Korea. This week, Kim Jong-un personally made a public
profile...
February 6th, 2012
Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious
After years of bitter struggle, the Israel and Palestine camps have reached an agreement: Modern Family is the best show on television.
Negotiations had been at a standstill until both sides realized it...
January 30th, 2012
Truth or Dare Game Ends Really, Really Badly
January 25th, 2012
Newsflash! Facebook Passes Earth in Users
If you follow technology news, it will come as no surprise to you that the popular Silicon Valley social network Facebook announced that that they have reached 7.5 billion users, and surpassed their main...
January 12th, 2012
God Awkwardly Forgets Son’s Birthday Again
According to scriptural and journalistic sources, God forgot the December 25th birthday of his first and only son, Jesus Christ of Nazareth, for the third time in the last 2,000 years.
“I got really...
January 8th, 2012
New Year’s Resolution Negatively Affects Everyone Else
January 8th, 2012
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