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Obama Administration Looks to Plumber to Solve Nation’s Problems

Obama Administration Looks to Plumber to Solve Nation’s Problems
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Obama shocked the nation last week when he announced that he would begin seeking advice from a man he calls “Plumber Paul.” Though not much is known about the plumber,...
August 5th, 2010

Report: China Lags Behind US in English Skills

Report: China Lags Behind US in English Skills
BEIJING, CHINA—Despite desperate measures taken by the United States to improve proficiency in reading and writing, a recent Pew study has revealed that much of China is failing to keep up with US standards...
August 5th, 2010

World Shocked To Discover “Wikileaks” Divulges Classified Information

World Shocked To Discover “Wikileaks” Divulges Classified Information
July 25th, 2010

Paul the Psychic Octopus Retires from Professional Predicting, Ponders Next Steps

Paul the Psychic Octopus Retires from Professional Predicting, Ponders Next Steps
OBERHAUSEN, GERMANY- In a surprise move, Paul, the Psychic Octopus who correctly predicted the outcome of all of Germany’s 2010 World Cup matches as well as the World Cup final, has announced his decision...
July 21st, 2010

Famous One In a Million World Cup Octopus is Actually Just One In 64 If you Do the Math

Famous One In a Million World Cup Octopus is Actually Just One In 64 If you Do the Math
July 17th, 2010

Taco Bell Introduces New Chicken Flotilla For $0.99

Taco Bell Introduces New Chicken Flotilla For $0.99
June 4th, 2010

BREAKING: We’ve Found Waldo

BREAKING: We’ve Found Waldo
The world has been desperately searching for Waldo for the past twenty-three years, and we have finally found him! He’s been roaming around in rather conspicuous locations on the Stanford campus....
June 1st, 2010

Security Forces Capture Part of Osama bin Laden

Security Forces Capture Part of Osama bin Laden
QANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN–Today the Pentagon reported that marines operational in the mountainous northeast regions of Afghanistan were able to bring a major piece of the 9/11 mastermind to justice. ...
May 27th, 2010

The Flipside Magazine: Does This Sentence End With A Question Mark?

The Flipside Magazine: Does This Sentence End With A Question Mark?
May 23rd, 2010

Controversy: Queen of England Touches Herself

Controversy: Queen of England Touches Herself
BUCKINGHAM PALACE—Last year, First Lady Michelle Obama opened a can of worms when she placed her hand on the back of Queen Elizabeth as they chatted at a reception. She was immediately criticized by...
May 23rd, 2010
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