World
Obama Administration Looks to Plumber to Solve Nation’s Problems
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Obama shocked the nation last week when he announced that he would begin seeking advice from a man he calls “Plumber Paul.”
Though not much is known about the plumber,...
August 5th, 2010
Report: China Lags Behind US in English Skills
BEIJING, CHINA—Despite desperate measures taken by the United States to improve proficiency in reading and writing, a recent Pew study has revealed that much of China is failing to keep up with US standards...
August 5th, 2010
Paul the Psychic Octopus Retires from Professional Predicting, Ponders Next Steps
OBERHAUSEN, GERMANY- In a surprise move, Paul, the Psychic Octopus who correctly predicted the outcome of all of Germany’s 2010 World Cup matches as well as the World Cup final, has announced his decision...
July 21st, 2010
Famous One In a Million World Cup Octopus is Actually Just One In 64 If you Do the Math
Taco Bell Introduces New Chicken Flotilla For $0.99
BREAKING: We’ve Found Waldo
The world has been desperately searching for Waldo for the past twenty-three years, and we have finally found him! He’s been roaming around in rather conspicuous locations on the Stanford campus....
June 1st, 2010
Security Forces Capture Part of Osama bin Laden
QANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN–Today the Pentagon reported that marines operational in the mountainous northeast regions of Afghanistan were able to bring a major piece of the 9/11 mastermind to justice. ...
May 27th, 2010
Controversy: Queen of England Touches Herself
BUCKINGHAM PALACE—Last year, First Lady Michelle Obama opened a can of worms when she placed her hand on the back of Queen Elizabeth as they chatted at a reception. She was immediately criticized by...
May 23rd, 2010

