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American Celebrates Independence, Moves Into Parents’ Basement
SUBURBIA—For over 200 years, Americans have celebrated the Fourth of July with barbecues, fireworks, and picnics with friends and family, but this year, Tyrell Jenkins, a 23-year-old from Redwood City,...
July 5th, 2010
Taco Bell Introduces New Chicken Flotilla For $0.99
Stanford Maintenance Finally Remembers to Turn on Spring
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May 30th, 2010
First Arab-American Miss America Chosen For Her Sexy Eyes: Will Use New Position to Strive For “World Peace”
Obama Appoints Another Fox To Supreme Court
Report: 94% of People Like Good Weather
The Flipside Magazine: “Show Me Your Transcript”
Earthquake Hits Applebees
BAKERSFIELD, CA–In a major tragedy yesterday, an earthquake devastated a local Applebees. The Applebees had been home to several hundred consistent weekly visitors, but is now facing a minor inconvenience...
May 2nd, 2010

