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Topeka Renames Itself to Google, Gets One Million Users
Atheists Call Foul on Tree as Religious Symbol
STANFORD – We all know the Tree. Its lovably bizarre costume, its happy dancing at Stanford games, the annually recurring tales of misbehavior. All in good fun, some might say. But AHA!—Atheists,...
February 24th, 2010 | 48, Articles, Entertainment, Life, Stanford, US | Read More
Mathematicians Discover New “160 Proof,” Get Totally Wasted
ATLANTA, GA—Last week, at the 4th Annual Conference of Mathematicians, Brent Foster of Arizona State University shocked the mathematics community when he presented his new form of proof. “For years,...
February 16th, 2010 | 47, Articles, Life, US | Read More
Soap Running Out!
GOVERNOR’S CORNER –Fear and unrest have taken control of Apartment 205 of Suites-Jenkins after the six-man suite realized its supply of hand soap was dwindling. “We’re trying to make do,”...
February 12th, 2010 | 47, Life, Local, News In Brief, Online, US, World | Read More
Bill Clinton Hospitalized for Paper Cut
Former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized this Thursday to obtain medical care for what doctors concluded was a massive paper cut. Doctors immediately bandaged the wound and gave his boo-boo a...
February 12th, 2010 | 47, Life, News In Brief, Online, Politics, US | Read More
What is Sarah Palin Writing on Her Hand?
Sarah Palin recently gave a speech at the National Tea Party Convention, and wrote a few notes on her hand to remember the important talking points. Palin has been giving speeches all around the country...
February 11th, 2010 | 46, Articles, Life, Politics, Slideshow, US | Read More
Seven Year Old Actually Becomes Chocolate Ice Cream
Despite warnings from his grandmother, seven year old Ricky Goldberg continued to eat chocolate ice cream until he actually became a pile of chocolate ice cream. “I always told him, ‘You know...
February 10th, 2010 | 47, Life, Local, News In Brief, Online, US | Read More
The Flip Report: February 7th
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iPad
Kindle
Stone Tablets
FaceAIDS
HIV/AIDS
Smallpox
Mark Sanford’s extramarital affair
Tiger Wood’s extramarital affair(s)
John F. Kennedy’s extramarital...
February 7th, 2010 | 46, Articles, By Year, Entertainment, News In Brief, Politics, Sports, Stanford, Technology, Topic, US, World, Year 2 | Read More
Full Text of Obama’s State of the Union Address
Following is the transcript of President Obama’s State of the Union address, delivered January 27, 2010, as released by the White House.
Madam Speaker, Vice President Biden, members of Congress,...
February 1st, 2010 | 45, Articles, Business, Politics, US | Read More

