Topeka Renames Itself to Google, Gets One Million Users

March 8th, 2010 | 50, Headlines, Technology, US | Read More

Caption Contest: Week of March 1, 2010

March 1st, 2010 | 49, Caption Contest, US | Read More

Atheists Call Foul on Tree as Religious Symbol

STANFORD – We all know the Tree. Its lovably bizarre costume, its happy dancing at Stanford games, the annually recurring tales of misbehavior. All in good fun, some might say. But AHA!—Atheists,...

February 24th, 2010 | 48, Articles, Entertainment, Life, Stanford, US | Read More

Mathematicians Discover New “160 Proof,” Get Totally Wasted 

ATLANTA, GA—Last week, at the 4th Annual Conference of Mathematicians, Brent Foster of Arizona State University shocked the mathematics community when he presented his new form of proof. “For years,...

February 16th, 2010 | 47, Articles, Life, US | Read More

Soap Running Out!

GOVERNOR’S CORNER –Fear and unrest have taken control of Apartment 205 of Suites-Jenkins after the six-man suite realized its supply of hand soap was dwindling. “We’re trying to make do,”...

February 12th, 2010 | 47, Life, Local, News In Brief, Online, US, World | Read More

Bill Clinton Hospitalized for Paper Cut

Former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized this Thursday to obtain medical care for what doctors concluded was a massive paper cut. Doctors immediately bandaged the wound and gave his boo-boo a...

February 12th, 2010 | 47, Life, News In Brief, Online, Politics, US | Read More

What is Sarah Palin Writing on Her Hand?

Sarah Palin recently gave a speech at the National Tea Party Convention, and wrote a few notes on her hand to remember the important talking points. Palin has been giving speeches all around the country...

February 11th, 2010 | 46, Articles, Life, Politics, Slideshow, US | Read More

Seven Year Old Actually Becomes Chocolate Ice Cream

Despite warnings from his grandmother, seven year old Ricky Goldberg continued to eat chocolate ice cream until he actually became a pile of chocolate ice cream. “I always told him, ‘You know...

February 10th, 2010 | 47, Life, Local, News In Brief, Online, US | Read More

The Flip Report: February 7th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out iPad Kindle Stone Tablets FaceAIDS HIV/AIDS Smallpox Mark Sanford’s extramarital affair Tiger Wood’s extramarital affair(s) John F. Kennedy’s extramarital...

February 7th, 2010 | 46, Articles, By Year, Entertainment, News In Brief, Politics, Sports, Stanford, Technology, Topic, US, World, Year 2 | Read More

Full Text of Obama’s State of the Union Address

Following is the transcript of President Obama’s State of the Union address, delivered January 27, 2010, as released by the White House. Madam Speaker, Vice President Biden, members of Congress,...

February 1st, 2010 | 45, Articles, Business, Politics, US | Read More

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